"I was once a CIA intelligence agent"
"Well, I handle corpses on a regular basis"
"I’ve assassinated too many people to count."
"I slapped the shit out of Sherlock Holmes."
"I shot Sherlock Holmes.”
"I dumped the most dangerous criminal on the planet."
And then they decide why the fuck should they try to one up each other, join forces and are better at solving cases than John and Sherlock.
Why hasn’t someone written this yet?
Molly can be the Watson to Mary’s Sherlock.
Or better yet. Molly can be the Molly to Mary’s Mary, because who says they couldn’t do Sherlock better than Sherlock. Hell, I believe that between the two of them, they could have outmaneuvered the men and taken down Magnussen without leaving a trace. Hell, Mary was about to do just that until Sherlock showed up.
I can see it now: Sherlock is all twitchy wanting a case. John has an itching trigger finger. They want to know why the frilly heck there’s no cases coming their way.
And then it turns out that Molly and Mary have solved all of the things.
Add Sally Donovan to the mix, and you’ve got yourself the perfect headcanon.
Know your place, Tom.
DID SHE FUCKING STAB HIM WITH A FORK?
Yep. Molly doesn’t let anything (even her bf) interrupt Sherlock.
BUT WHAT IF TOM’S ACTUALLY MORAN, IMAGINE HIM STANDING OVER MORIARTY’S GRAVE LIKE “Jim, Jim, this isn’t fun. she’s crazy. sHE STABBED ME WITH A FORK JIM. WHO STABS PEOPLE WITH FORKS? CRAZY PEOPLE, JIM.”
Omg I just fully realized..Molly doesn’t even look at him.
She stabs his hand with a fork WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK.
She keeps her eyes on Sherlock and just stabs him with the fork.
Molly is a badass.
She dated Morioarty and then dumped him, WHAT DO YOU THINK? ;)
“Molly, why are you still here?”
“You… you told me not to wander off.”
“Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”.
imagine her telling the doctor
imagine his face
ok honestly yesterday this was just an innocent happy AU then yoU HAD TO RIP MY HEART OUT AND DEAR GOD
I NEED IT TO HAPPEN PLEASE
“I don’t count.”
She blinked at the strange man, shaking her head slightly. He made a noise of frustration, then stepped toward her, really close, getting into her personal space.
“What did you say? Say that again, what you just said. Say it!”
“I… I don’t count?”
“Ah, yes, that… Why would you say that?” he asked, stepping back and making motions with his hands, pointing at her.
“Why…? Because it’s true! Because I don’t count. I’m just a girl.”
“Just a girl?! Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, dear Molly Hooper. I can tell you that you are more than just a girl! You are important. Everyone is important! Including you, Molly Hooper. So very important. Don’t forget it.”
“I…” she stared after him as he walked away, confused, yet somehow pleased. “Important?”
…I love you. This is perfect.
#that awkward moment when everyone in the room is in love with sherlock
Molly Hooper broke up with the most dangerous man in Britain.
Molly Hooper can divide by zero
Molly Hooper can end the DFS sale
Molly Hooper- I’ll stop. I have too many of these.
Molly Hooper knows why a raven is like a writing desk
Molly Hooper personally designed Earth Mark 2 and booted out the mice
Molly Hooper took the right pill.
Molly Hooper challenged both Chuck Norris and Rory Williams to a fight. And won.
Molly Hooper killed Jack Harkness.
Molly Hooper was the Doctor’s favorite companion.
Molly Hooper can ski through a revolving door.
Molly Hooper is the true master of the Elder Wand.
Gravity lets Molly Hooper fly if she wants to, she just chooses not to because it would intimidate everyone else.