Uberniftacular

scratchingpad:

Today I put all the kittens together. Seems like someone made a new friend

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

do you have a fan or something you could use as a noise canceller?

I could put in my earbuds. The problem is that if I do that, then I also can’t hear the toilet-burble noise that is an indicator of INCOMING WATER IMMINENT.

Which is a noise I need to be able to hear so I can get out our pump and see if that actually pumps efficiently enough to keep the water out.

negl I am SO JEALOUS. but then my house has never flooded, so.

I used to LOVE the sound of rain. It used to put me to sleep. Thunderstorms were my JAM.

And then I decided I wanted to live in a basement, so now rainstorms are like NO SLEEP FOR YOU.

ETA: Also, you know, it’s been raining on us ALL SUMMER. I’m like. DUDE. GO TO CALIFORNIA WHERE YOU’RE WANTED. SHOO.

Got an hour and a half of sleep and then it started raining hard, and is going to keep raining hard for like an hour.

So hi, nighttime Tumblr.

chronic-mastication:

Dessert appreciation : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 78 / 9

the-wordbutler:

"Chain of Custody"
Marvel fanfiction set in the Motion Practice universe
Chapter 9: “Conversations and Interrogations”
Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, Jessica Jones, Miles Morales, Amy Jimenez, Teddy Altman, Dot Barnes
Rated M for language and adult content; 10,452 words

The concept of causation is an easy one: you track events back until you find the one pebble that started the ripple, the event that set off the chain reaction. Bruce can track his life back and back, from Detective Munroe’s appearance in their home, to Jessica Jones’s meddling, to a fire a few miles away, to his settled family life with Tony and Miles.

He’s not sure how the links fit together, or whether the chain might unravel.

But that’s never stopped him and Tony before, now has it?

In this chapter, Bruce discusses the Pierpont case with Jessica Jones and life with just about everyone else. None of these conversations are particularly reassuring..

Trigger warning for a brief reference to homophobia. Also, I know Miles is a bit absent from this chapter, but we’ll be seeing a lot of him in the upcoming chapters. His role becomes very important on many levels. Watch this Morales-related space.

Parker + Text Posts

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.